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# At my school, Skille was a sheeps venereal disease
and it had an 'e' on the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:36, archived)
# ooohhhhhhh.
how terribly continental.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# That MUST have been
a private school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Or a very
rural one, where catching Skille was a serious problem.
(jonnies, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:42, archived)
# it was a fackin inner london com-pre-ensive
We had a kid airlifted out of school when he climbed over the fence to "get his ball back". Fell onto a green house and impaled his throat on a pane of glass. I shit you not. They made a memorial garden for him. Kids smoked spliffs in it. Its now a skate park.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:43, archived)
# well at my school....
My music teacher hung himself after kiddy fiddling allegations, my headmaster is now a pre-op transvestite, my R.E. teacher had a lesbian wedding with a woman from a different school, the history teacher was having an affair with the french teacher, the caretaker ran over one of the kids on the field late one night and one lad in my year was killed by a guy beating him up erm...I think that was everything. And the scary thing is that all this is true!!

edit - Also the drama teacher was/is getting it on with the P.E. teacher, both women.
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:56, archived)
# jimmy white
went to our school. and tony meo. and mark bolan. and neil adams (judo chop socky man)


so there.

ps: no one i know topped themselves. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:59, archived)
# tony meo
?
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:06, archived)
# tony meo
is a snooker player from malta. bit like jimmy, but no-one likes him as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Bli
mey
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Did you go to
Grange Hill by any chance?
(nirst, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
nah just a school from up north not gonna say where but they might have a few amusements and a tower
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)
# and kids
still smoke spliffs in it, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:57, archived)
# I dunno, havent been there for 8 years
But Pierce Brosnan did his learning there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:15, archived)