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# Things going squish on my scanner...
today I be mostly squashing... an egg:

previous squishings:
a tomato
a banana
a tangerine
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:42, archived)
# yay!
You did it!

And it looks absofugginglutely marvelous.

WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)
# they are fookin cool mate!
do a lemon!


(does it not cost you loads in scanners though?)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:45, archived)
# woo - they're great
you must have a very heavy duty scanner!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:45, archived)
# very good!
this is also marvellous... Woman starts Ford Focus using Cyber-baby
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)
# The future
of automobile security
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)
# NIce

*edit* That has to go in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Cook me dinner!
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Eggola!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Do a Cadburys Creme Egg
next, go on, do it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)
# sounds messy
might have a go at that. not sure how squishable they are, and of course - one of these days somethings going to crack the glass... but I'll probably give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Put down some
perspex or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:52, archived)
# do an entire bunch of grapes!
that would rock!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:53, archived)
# i agree
with the bunch of grapes, I think a cadbury's egg might be ok if you heated it up a bit first, otherwise it will crack the glass. How's about a Findus Crispy Pancake?
(kungfustu, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Or is it a
a Spring Roll.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)
# how about this?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Just do a baby's head
and I'll buy you a new scanner if it breaks the glass (honest).

PS Prem babies are best, very squishy and they usually have a few at your local hospital, nick one while it's solo mother is away getting her methadone, she'll never know
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:29, archived)
# pie?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh,
do a Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:50, archived)
# pie is goood idea
any votes on flavour?
cheese and onion would probably be messiest
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Beef and Onion,
Edit: How do you squash them, do you close the scanner lid as you scan or squash them in another way?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:53, archived)
# meat
.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# apple
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# mmm...
chicken and vegetable...oh yeh.
how do you do these, do you like squish a little, scan, squish a little, scan...?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# not a very complex process.
yes to the scan/squish/scan/squish
then muck about with levels to get an even colour balance
then clean the bits of egg and sodding tangerine off the scanner...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)
# steak and kidney!
or rhubarb!! rhubard with granulated sugar!

mmmm pie...

do a savoury and a sweet - it's only fair...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# mince!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:55, archived)
# are you saying
he's gay?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:56, archived)
# do an animal!
lets see you do a chaffinch!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)
# it wasnt an instruction!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)
# ah but so
easily misinterpreted.. the joy of engrish and a juvenile mind : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:05, archived)
# I was going to say that
It could be a christmas special
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:02, archived)
# How do you
do that?

Surely the egg would go everywhere before the first scan was complete?
(jonnies, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# he's obviously boiled it first
or if not, How did he do that?
(kungfustu, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:59, archived)
# can you do
Andrew Lloyd Webber's head?
(radja, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Blue stuff in an egg?
Blimey!
([]DOo []DOo, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:09, archived)