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# Haha :)
'If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence'
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha
I havn't seen the full poem version before.

*remembers*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)
# In all its glory
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# *Claps*
Encore!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)
# *highlight*
*ctl+C*

ha ha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Ctrl+c is as good as it gets on a monday
:)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)