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# I'm fucking starving!
Where's 'Dave the Facts', eh?

I suppose I had better add an image:
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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
#
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I'm having a last bottle of Stella and a cigarette before bed. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# A wank
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Have Condaleeza with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# You are going to hell.
Hell I say!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I'm having
a pork pie and then a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I hope you are going to use mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
ow.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Pork pie?
You lucky bastard.
(Londingham ., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# haha
what's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# dimension!
(schnurricane, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# yes
no. You can beat an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# I don't know, what's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
?
(Londingham ., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# one of it's legs is both the same
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha
that's the answer to "what's the difference between a duck" isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# yes
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5313244
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Londingham ., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# An anal probe
a cup of tea and a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Braw!
A wholesome combination!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Vague regrets
about not doing any drawing today.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# There's still time!
but that's not very filling. Add a packet of crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# You know
you're right.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# A huge plate of pasta
in a tomato, oil-cured olive, almond, and basil sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# what could be finer?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Forgot to mention
it had goat cheese in it too. It was ridiculously pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# goat's cheese is bazoo!
produce of which country?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Christmas Island?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Le France!!
I mean, Christmas Island.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Goat's cheese from Wales is of a high class
try that sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# I've tried that
It was unpasteurised, organic, all that good stuff. It was wonderful. Don't think it would be very easy to get here though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# unpasteurised?
Shh! you'll have the cheese police around
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 9:01, archived)
# that
and a big piece of dead animal
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# finest of all suspicious dead animal products
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:42, archived)
# ahhh!
Fuck its Friday lunchtime already, I've been on b3ta all night and not realised...


... looks at watch ...


... still night time. thank fuck for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# not even a cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# oh yes please!
since you offered, white with one sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# *brews*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# ...
are you going to pour it into your modem?

I'll hold my laptop upside down, see if it drips out anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# modem?
I don't live in a museum, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
#
you kids with your fancy broadbean interweb! where will it end. I remember when this was all bulletin boards as far as the eye can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# I call it the "Ocean Whatever"
it's a cocktail composed of red aftershock (you know, tastes like mouthwash), 60% by vol rum (bundaberg, for those high-proof rum conossiuourss...okay, I can't spell any more). and gin.

Oh, and grapefruit juice.

about half and half, really. half spirits, half mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Braw!
(now we have the full DoP 'feel').
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Strangely, I'm hungry too!
Seeing the home-made porn posted by mstandot has somehow made me hungry.
(Londingham ., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# arf!
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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# At least
I can optimize.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# whaddayamean?
/quick phantom edit
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)