im expecting an angry heave ho from people sticking up for picnics


but just listen: they are filler chocolate! they are there to make up numbers!

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( Double 2 plums, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:38, archived)

You've obviously never put a picnic bar in the freezer.
Bounty on the other hand is a completely shithouse chocolate bar.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)

it
comes out like a crunchy poo.


/bitter voice of experience/
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)

.
theres always one...
( Double 2 plums, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)

hehe
but i quite like them!
( Mousing, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)

that
is absolutely great.
( pep, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)

Oy
I thought you wuz workin!
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)

^this^

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)

I am -
i'm on page 57 of an 87 page document that i said to my client i might have finished by tomorrow. I started it on Sunday night.
Its taking forever... I am tired and i want to go to bed.
( pep, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)

Awww...
Why didn't you pull the "Scotty"?

Sorry you have to work so late :(
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)

hmm...
story of my life. Waiting for Mr Pep to get back from a party.. expect the house to come crashing down around my shoulders any sec :)

eit. He's back. He's husky. He sounds like he's he's been drinking for a decade.
( pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)

Hey
At least you get to work at home. By the by, Have you done any work for Verizon lately?

edit: Wish I was drinking for the last decade. Take piccies.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)

i did some sub contract work
for Bell Canada - Tv ads... good fun
( pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)

Along with the special drunk male's mating call "I realllllly lovesh youuuu!"?
;)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)

I'm waiting for that
the bugger.
=)

here we go - he wants toast - here's comes the love...
( pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)

hahahahaha!
have fun :)

and g'night
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)

mmm...
toast love.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)

haha
he's smooth!
( rogan, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:16, archived)

I myself
Have definite stages:

1) After the first drink or so, I'm restless, agitated. I want to do ANYTHING but sit there.

2) Moderately drunk, I'm REMARKABLY brave. I'd tell the Pope off if he were near me.

3) I am remoseful to the point of tears about my pathetic life.

4) Room spins, I throw up.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)

5) PROFIT!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)

Profit?
Did you say...
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:43, archived)

Hahahaha,
Excellent!

Most woo
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)

woo!
tj: gosh, it seems i can spazz back and look at people's previous posts in their profiles
( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)

yeah
I noticed that. It is most woo.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:54, archived)

it's a bit sad when i see how many 'hahaha' 'haha' 'haha' posts i've done ;)

( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)

mine show me up for the drooling sycophant that i am..

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)

^this!^
and how few pics too, and the poor quatlity of them*!

*mine, not yours
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)

I'm not too sure about the "Threads" one though
it shows all the new threads you've started. I love the idea for other people but I'd prefer most of my pics to be buried.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)

Only 7 days worth though, soon forgotten :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:20, archived)

what do you mean?
on glassco.cx?

edit: oh i see :)
( Double 2 plums, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:56, archived)

click your profile
you'll see
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)

feeling rough buddy?
*prepares vicks*
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)

Thanks
but I've already had a TUTT massage ;D

and I is going to bed now to enjoy VBH on 5th gear.
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)

Fine! *huffs*
If I'm not good enough...*sniffs*
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)

I thought you'd understand!
but if it makes you feel better *exposes moobs*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)

Fwappity Fwap Fwap!

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)

easy now

( Double 2 plums, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)

Well, if only you'd said that it was your 'special recipe' Vicks!
I'd never have waivered!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)