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From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Oh God. I was going to offer folks a Malteser or two.
But now I have been totally put off. Take the whole bag. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:14, archived)
# result.
*scoffs maltesers*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Let this be a lesson to you all.
If you want my Maltesers, show me Moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# *takes shirt off*
That's another two right there, can I have some more maltesers now?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Phwooaaarrrr!
How can I refuse? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I once scared a family on a train with a bag of maltesers
All I did was offer each one of them a malteser one by one. They went all quiet and wide eyed and were very anxious to reach their station.
I was only trying to be nice
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Hello you! And I know.
I met a girl on a train once and we're great friends now.
And all because she asked me for one of my fruit pastilles. Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Hello and happy new year!
Aww, a happy ending! If I asked someone for a fruit pastille, I'd probably get a restraining order against me.

May I have a fruit pastille if you're offering?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I don't have any to hand.
But when I have got some, you're more than welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
*hugs and offers a malteser*
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# That's no moob....
That's a spacestation...

*sorry
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)