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# I will help you detox
by eating all the nice things
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha, aren't you nice?
Just stay away from the fruit corners, they're MINE ALL MINE
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ok, seeing as I'll be full up after all the summerfruits trifles I just spotted
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *weeps*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *offers hanky*
*spots snot*
*offers clean hanky*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Eeeeeew
I was talking about that last night actually, when I worked in the pub I had an old man offer me his used hanky.

I didn't know wether to laugh or cry.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# depends of whether it was snot or spunk on the hanky.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ugh.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# he's got a point
I would be proud to offer a wank rag as a comforter to a damsel in distress
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# That speaks volumes, dearest.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha
yes, yes it does
(not sure I should be so proud of that)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)