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# you have lead a truly sheltered life
well..


maybe

(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Awww be nice.
Fancy a pint during the week? Rik's allegedly coming over to stay and I'm going to attempt to get him out for a beer ;)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# good timing....
I hit the docs this week for blood tests, so no drinkys for a week... but ta for the offer anyway..
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Ah good luck with that sir
another time then ;)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# i do
or at least i'm far more crude and just say wank.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# i'm usually more hopeful
and say "wank?"
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# haha
nothing wrong with that or you could do a george michael...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# what, release "Faith"?
Lord help us!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# hahahaha
i ment knock one off in a public toilet..but both are equally criminal.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# You mean wanking at a policeman in
the cold light of a public loo in the cold light of day?
/I prefer cracking one off in front of the box personally, but each to their own :P
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# *slaps wrists again*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# *weeps like the willow*
*sniffle*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# aww.. i'm sorry *hugs*
now i'm going to always picture you like a willow tree when i knock one off in a public toilet.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# Ahhhh
I get it now ;)
When you say you're slapping a wrist you really mean you're in the loo cranking one out?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# nooo !
just salpping wristd in the olde fashion way that people used to when there kids were little shits.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)