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[challenge entry] ah bisto...
sick joke

CFB you fools!

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# I read 'Ah Bristol'
haha
what shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# constructive criticism only please.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Your bottom smells
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Okay, I just feel unoriginal now...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Up your botty bot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Is that a serious offer? If so, please drop me an email. Address in my profile. Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# You smell of bum
in a constructive way
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# If you're building a skyscraper,
make sure the foundations are at least a third as deep as your building is tall.

/constructive criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# loon :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# don't build your skyscraper on a tectonic plate edge or a thin section of mantle
because you'll fuck up the geotechnics of the area and cause earthquakes

/pertinent and constructive criticism
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# is that true?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Yes
Also, don't build it on a teutonic plate edge or it'll have to be moved to make way for the Master Race.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# pfffff
thilly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# very true
there is a building I've forgotten where because I'm a fucking chod

which has affected the structural stability of the plate it's sat on, due to it's massive weight inducing tremors, somewhere in the eastern block I believe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/5608052
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# to be fair yes
critiscism

"oh you crazy gits built a building too big and fucked your geology ROFFLEZ"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# LOL
that's more like it LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# That's constructive advice, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# your structural beam support is lacking
you haven't mixed your cement properly

that house looks like a triangular earlobe fool!

(woo to pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I doubt I'm going to enjoy the next few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Playstation Freedom MkII?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# I see the point in it, and it's a very good idea
I just think that it's going to be a good excuse for the 'point-blankers' to take the board by storm
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Point blankers. fuck off!!! I'm sorry but we can't all be original all the time...
I didn't do this because it was an easy image to make, and I'm not sat here laughing to myself because I think I being clever in any way, I was bored like the rest of you cuntyfucks and decided to do what was suggested in the challenge.

How fucking dare you suggest I'm not intelligent because I didn't make some satirical masterpiece of colossally comedic proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I repeat:
Your bottom smells
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# that is beside the point
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# which also smells
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# only after it's been up your bottom
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# I know you are
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# don't you mean
YOU'RE bottom smells?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# christ, I didn't say that
it wasn't a stab at you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Sorry I got a bit ranty there.
There's just a certain clickyness (no pun intended) that pisses me off about this place sometimes.

If you don't think it's funny then ignore it and move on, simple as that.

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# to be honest I should have 'TJ:' it
because it was the first thread I signed onto that I could have been an opinionated cunt on, not because of the content, more because of my prior arguments, no offence meant mate.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# To be fair, it's a funny joke but hard to illustrate, I think it was a good attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# yeah it was well thought out, in all honesty
but as I say, I should've threadjacked it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# fair enough, none taken...
I almost put 'Peppers' in. you could have rightly slagged it off then.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# lucky you
www.b3ta.com/board/5608101
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I didn't...
...honest.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# ^this^
unless it's peppers. All who shop peppers must pay. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Your bottom smells
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/5608026

Stop stealing my chat up lines!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5608043
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# aaaarrrgggghhhhhh Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2053646
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)