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[challenge entry] Had to get this out of my head
sorry for hugeness.

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:31, archived)
# That reminds me of a sick and mildly racist joke which I shall not repeat.
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/challenge/sickjokes/
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:36, archived)
# I know
but it's not even a good joke
:-(

Anyway..
A chav goes to sign up for the army,
when asked why he wants to join up, he says
'so I can shoot fucking arabs!'
The recruiting officer tells him to calm down, and explains that these days a soldier can only shoot people in self defense, and that there's months of training before he would be sent out.
The chav agrees, and goes for training.
Eventually, he ends up in Iraq, guarding a military compound. After a few days, a sentry cries out 'the arabs are attacking! The arabs are attacking', and the chav shoots the sentry dead.
At his court martial, he is asked 'if you hate arabs so much, why did you shoot OUR sentry?'
He replies- 'if there's one thing I hate more than an arab, its a fucking grass!'

sorry.
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:42, archived)
# this bit:
'so I can shoot fucking arabs!'
sounds like my mate.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Is he a chav and/or in the army?
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha
neither.
how cool*


*lies


(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:56, archived)
# awww...
do it, do it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:37, archived)