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[challenge entry] Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
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Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt moves them around pulls them out sniffs then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad" was the reply.

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(mrdirtylegs, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)
# ^this
/clicks
(8 B I T.B O Y lives in an 8 bit world, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)
# you are
one sick motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)
# don't blame me
I didn't write the joke
I just made the picture
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I feel a bit ill now.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)