
From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:07, archived)
"Ian Huntley, having already contracted super aidz, raping a little girl without a condom, whilst committing genocide by shooting 15 near-by Jews from one hand and stabing an old lady with a rusty knife in the other, sporting a Saddam Hussain mustach and bad body odour, dressed in an Arsenal football shirt"

..but we never did find out the reason.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)