...i found this flyer!


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(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:15, archived)

aaaaahhhahahah
 
clever.

Woo, and yay!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)

'Ning!
How are ya?
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)

Spry.
 
y'self?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)

Not bad.
The scar on the underside of my foreskin is playing up today though.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)

Damn those biters.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)

I wish.
It was one of those unfortunate "I'll take her up the barking spider which then turns out to have a circumference not unlike that of a mouse's earhole, causing an audible twang as the banjo string bursts apart like the chest of an extra from Aliens" moment. I'm sure we've all had them.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)

Not as bad as
_{"okay i'll ease it in your 17 year old anus i promise oh shit i slipped and god you've punched me".}
(above text is shrunk for those not wishing to know of the sexual adventures of Leningrad)
( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)

Fuck man!
My eyes are bad enough anyway! *copies and pastes*

Edit...Haha!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)

Yeah, I don't think she enjoyed it, really. Hahahaha.

( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)

That's why anal sex is so much better.
it just humiliates them more.




specially when they have to run funny on Sports Day
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)

Hahaha ;)
Fuck, i'm almost at 20,000 posts...
( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)

thats a lot of typing

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)

My poor fingers

( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)

Christ man!
I haven't hit 4000 yet.. :(
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)

I don't know how the fuck this has happened... I've only been a member for just over a year.
Jesus...

EDIT : I'm trying to decide whether I can be bothered to draw Steven Hawking being anally raped.
( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)

hahahaha
I don't understand it either. I'm on here most days and nights. I must just be shy. :)

Edit: Do it!! Do it!!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:54, archived)

I can't draw for shit, but i'll give it a go. Haha.

( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)

haha clever
i'm really starting to hate having deppresion, i just can't sleep
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)

It's horrible.
I've suffered it for years. So much citalopram I rattle.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)

still no work for me for a while i reckon

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)

It's all about self-medicating with codeine, valium, and vodka (not at the same time).
Fuck prescriptions!
( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)

Well, yes.....there is that.
When I had it reallt bad, the Doc gave me some sleeping tablets. You were meant to take one a night, but I discovered that when you mixed 5 with a mitzi turbo, and a couple of biftas...fucking trip heaven.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)

doc wont give me sleep pills due ro me being a terrible pisshead
with suicidal thoughts
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)

Yeah, he
took them off e after i went through two months supply in a fortnight, and tried to renew my prescription. Bastard. To get my own back I shat on the seat of the surgery toilet.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)

Despite looking like a terrible American self-help book
this is actually very useful:

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0380810336/qid=1143682394/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/203-0763758-8193560
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)

cheers
if i ever feel up to going out again i'll see if the libary have it
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)

Haha, I have a whole packet of sleeping tablets that I haven't touched.
Zoplicone or something.
( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)

i was managing
till i spent time in an estonian nick
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)

Good God, that sounds like a nightmare.

( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)

well there is now a cell with mongychops carved in the wall

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)

I would've thought
not being in an Estonian nick now would be quite the tonic!

It's something I'm thankful for.. also rather glad to not be in a Balinese or Indonesian jail, either.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)

but i fell in love

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)

Pot does the trick for me*.
 
I'm neither happy, nor sad.

Just high.

* each to his or her own
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)

I don't really smoke pot... I kind of missed out that drug. Haha.

( Leningrad, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)

I've done enough to know what I like.
 
..and the really good ones aren't that easy to get over here, unless you're revoltingly rich
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)

you need to get on one those reality or sports commentary tv shows .....

allegedly
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)

Maybe Darren McDonald can hook me up.
 
(convicted)
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)