what you need to do
is gather your belongings, and move to Tibet, the Head of the World©,™ and also a little®
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:04,
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or...as interstate rivalry would have it,
Sydney!
(an alternate promo line would be "Melbourne...at least it's not Adelaide!")
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:16,
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