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sun kissed south shields.. gods country

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(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:25, archived)

torso ? tank ? murder ? fill me in !!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:26, archived)

well it kind of says it all..

this guy (who is still in jail and still says he didnt do it) killed a woman..
dismembered her and dumped the parts wrapped in cleaning rags in to
the tanks at the local chemical works.. there wasnt much left of her when
they finaly found the bits.. and then there was the body wrapped in the carpet
round the back of my mates mothers.. oohh i love my home town.. =0/

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:30, archived)

eww. nasty.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:34, archived)

you have to laugh

there's a really posh housing estate built on the site now..
not only is it on toxic land fill it's the site of a particularly
gruesome murder.. nice houses though...
poltergeist any one?

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:37, archived)

well

as you do, typical friday night really

by the way, Tamworth is gods own country

(MasterOfStoats, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:36, archived)

Did you not hear about that? - They brutally murdered a tank and stole its torso

or summat

EDIT: Gah, beaten to it by a post containing facts and stuff :(

...5...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:31, archived)

no silly

some dude stole a tank and ran over some other dude's torso.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:33, archived)

it looks

quite nice there.

/EDIT: what's that font?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:27, archived)

well that's early on

before the charvers fill the place with broken bellabrusco bottles and mc donnalds cartons..
and the font's agent orange..
www.fontfinder.ws/6254/Agent-Orange.html

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:33, archived)

You can't put aget orange in a font.........

I mean that's really fucked up, imagine if it was tour christening, spot of holy water on the forehead. No it's agent orange.

You people are sick.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:40, archived)

Plus -

both Danny from the Wildhearts and his brother Chris (3 Colours Red) come from there. Effin' Sand Dancers.

(redthing, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:37, archived)

the best one

is lemmy woke up on shelids beach and after a long session
and decided to form motorhead.. and jimi hendrix played here once too
nothing cool like that's happend here for years though..

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:40, archived)

I can't vouch for that,

but Danny & Chris' Mum makes a mean chili... I can still feel the sweat dripping into my eyes.

(redthing, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:43, archived)

Dear god

Not only do you put agent orange in your fonts, but you think an ugly sulphate addict with silly facial hair wakeing up and forming a metal band is a good thing.

If I find out where you live I'll come roung and dip you head first into a vat of tepid gibbons spleens.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:47, archived)

I CAN vouch for that.

Lemmy is cool. I once saw our lead singer actually BACK OFF when Lemmy cornered his GF... That's how cool he is. 'After you, Lemmy. Nope, sloppy seconds is fine, thanks...'

(redthing, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:53, archived)

Just figgered -

You work at Eden, don't you? Weird that, I used to...

(redthing, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:55, archived)

Did I buy you a bottle of Jack once?

do tell...

(redthing, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 0:56, archived)

South shields

is shit unless you like fruit machines.

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harpski, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 2:10, archived)