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[challenge entry] Whilst it's dead
here's my slightly offensive advert for where I live.



It's a beautiful city spoiled by ALL THE BLOODY TOURISTS

From the Advertising Where You Live challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:37, archived)
# never forget the
relentless amount of old people that stop for no reason just to turn around......then bang i walk into them as they lock up....silly old cunts.....come come nuclear dawn...
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:40, archived)
# sounds familier!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:51, archived)
# And steak?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:42, archived)
# mmmmm
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and the plain actually
the best place in the country to go get run over by a tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I met someone from Salisbury once.
Apparantly there is/used to be a club there that was so small and sweaty the sweat would literally drip off the ceiling down to the dancers on the minute dance floor below.
It was later revealed that there was a leak in the toilets upstairs, and a lot of it was just wee.
The person I met seemed to be pretty happy having left.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Try going to the Corporation in Sheffield on a gig night.
The sweat really does drip from the ceiling!
(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)