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(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:18, archived)
# I'd have thought there'd've been loads of TV jobs in Scotland...
... given how many Scottish presenters we seem to have down here.
Anyhow: TJ: Watching Songs of Praise now. Some kids are singing a song that goes:
'And if I were a Billy Goat, I'd thank you Lord for my....'
Well, I was expecting 'my hairy scrote', but no, it was 'my strong throat'.
Edit: I'll stop commenting on my televisual viewing ponderings now.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Dont stop - just watch something interesting!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:23, archived)
# well..
What could be more interesting that Songs of Praise?
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:24, archived)
# a slow painful death by sporks?
it would certainly be preferable!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Ha! There's nothing else wonderful on.
Bill Oddie or two dodgy films. And I'm waiting for Time Team!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Points of View, Songs of Praise?
what are you going to be watching next Last of the Summer Wine, Keeping up Apperances?

Haha
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:24, archived)
# It's a Sunday. I'm ill. What else can I say?
Like I say, Time Team is on at 5.55pm, I'll watch that then.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Haha Time Team
Tony : "That's a rather interesting find you have there!"

Hairy WestCountry Bloke: "Yep it bit of broken pottery."

Tony : "Great we'll now ruin a architectual dig by bringing in the bulldozers because we don't have time to fuck about!"

and so it goes on...
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, I love the bit of the programme where it goes:
Phil: Yarrrrrghhhhhhhhh, this be the best find I ever be seeing! Cor! Look! LOL OMG WTF!
Tony: Wow... that's cool. What is it?
Phil: It be a tiny pebble, but it's REALLY IMPORTANT! Yaaaaaarrrr!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Silly Caro
Phil is not Pirate!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# pfft
christians are all preverts!
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:26, archived)
# That's a rather sweeping generalisation
when we all know that all perverts are Christians but not necessarily vice versa ;)
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:28, archived)
# fantastic
you have restored my faith in humanity.

looks for semtex
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:44, archived)
# It's their only redeeming feature
other than the white socks and sandals thing
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:28, archived)