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# A pair of young lovers, on a hot summers day
walking down the road hand in hand. She has just accepted his long awaited proposal of marriage, and now they are heading back to tell the joyous news to her parents, laughing all the way. This is the happiest moment of their lives.

But as they go to cross the road outside of her parents house, a bus rounds the corner at high speed, its driver too busy leering out of the window at all the lovely young girls in their summer outfits to see the lovestruck young couple crossing the road in front of him.

The bus hits the girl, but amazingly the boy survives untouched, to watch the bus disappear into the distance as if nothing had happened.

The boy looks down upon the twitching corpse of his dead fiance, tears of anguish welling in his eyes.

But wait! Her flowery dress has ridden up around her waist, revealing her white silk panties, her hairy mound poking out of the sides like a million spiders legs.

Knowing that this is probably the last time he is ever going to smell her sweet musk, he removes her panties, places them over his head and sits down in the middle of the road vigorously masturbating, blinded by his tears of absolute dispair.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I am too busy laughing at the genius of your perverted mind
to spot the countless spelling mistakes

!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *proof reads*


I can't see any!
I also can't see any images at all. Has something broken?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It's a beautiful story, alright, and it gave me the raging horn
its'its driver to too busy leering out of the window

ridden up around her waste waist

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *notices*
Doh

cheers!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i love you


/ungays
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)