i'm going to tell you the story of the craziest thing that ever happened to meso it was many years ago, i was i would say a young lad, standing in my kitchen and grabbing a delicious clementine off the counter.
but i wasn't just standing, i was sort of dancing, mostly just swinging my legs around, real willy-nilly, just letting those suckers fly.
so i've got the clementine in my hand, and i was never really good at controlling my limbs, and my right leg swung back and kicked out my left leg. i went flying, chin-first, towards the hard tile floor, my arms and legs flailing back as i rocketed towards a most unpleasant impact.
a split-second before the bony outcrop of my chin collided crushingly with the hard tile floor, i'm talking at the very last instant, the forgotten flying clementine landed quickly and perfectly between my chin and the floor, resulting in a very soft and comfortable chin-first landing.
the clementine did not squish and it was sumblimely delicious.
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Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:33,
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but i wasn't just standing, i was sort of dancing, mostly just swinging my legs around, real willy-nilly, just letting those suckers fly.
so i've got the clementine in my hand, and i was never really good at controlling my limbs, and my right leg swung back and kicked out my left leg. i went flying, chin-first, towards the hard tile floor, my arms and legs flailing back as i rocketed towards a most unpleasant impact.
a split-second before the bony outcrop of my chin collided crushingly with the hard tile floor, i'm talking at the very last instant, the forgotten flying clementine landed quickly and perfectly between my chin and the floor, resulting in a very soft and comfortable chin-first landing.
the clementine did not squish and it was sumblimely delicious.
that is such an incredibly ace story.you deserve a medal. In fact, that ought to be a QOTW. *adds*
can't help but wonder why you're telling it though...
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Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:36,
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can't help but wonder why you're telling it though...
i've been telling it a lot recentlyalmost can't believe it really happened
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Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:37,
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I thinkyou may have eaten a sponge or a small pillow there
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 27 Jun 2006, 21:36,
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