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[challenge entry] Dulux one-coat paint would sell badly...

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 16:58, archived)
# your username
gets certain songs by behotpanted blondes in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I have never heard of behotpanted blondes,
but for some reason I now really really want to find our more
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:04, archived)
# ^
'The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.....'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:05, archived)
# *snip*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:08, archived)
# funny you should say that
next line:

'And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread'

anyway, I'm impervious to all known weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:10, archived)
# except for the weapon of lurve
*bear hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:13, archived)
# people are always so nice
when they find out you're impervious.

I'm so hungry. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:14, archived)
# *dangles pineapple upside-down cake from a single thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Not fair....
:-( Well, at least the wife should have dinner on the table when I get home. Well, he'd better, otherwise I'm going on a 'what can I eat that doesn't have to be cooked/peeled/washed' rampage, which means I'll eat all the sandwich meat out of the packet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:19, archived)
# "he'd"
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Yes.
I'm not explaining this again- save to say that the he in question is not actually my wife. I'm more his. Sort of. Ish. Soon, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:26, archived)
# That ain't...
...no criiiiiiiiiime! :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:10, archived)
# ooooooh, woe is me
My life is a mystery

ohOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Enough of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:15, archived)
# fackin' emos
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Aaadriaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Dr. Scott!
Where's teh Newsletter? I have to go in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I saw rob taking
it into the toilets, so it could be a while
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:14, archived)
# WTF?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Garnett, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:16, archived)
# there
imdb.com/gallery/ss/0073629/Ss/0073629/8?path=gallery&path_key=0073629

be.hot.pant.ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 17:22, archived)