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( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

YAY!
I have heard that you actually have more chance of being struck by lightning, than winning the lottery.

I guess that is why they call it the "Retard Tax!"
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

the guy who played Jesus
in Mel Bignose's film got struck by lightning twice while making it.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)

Was he Jewish?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

I think he had sugar tits

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)

and
how many times did he win big on the lottery?
( Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

oooh
I have to look for that one..

well done
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

Shergar!

- nicely done squire
( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

haha

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

Hahaha!
'June 05'
Was that the last time you bought a ticket?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)

haha
nope, just being lazy!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)