hahaha woah nelly!
a good one would be:

"WARNING: Takes away 90% of feeling in your wang"

or something
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

"Not to be used as a floatation aid"

( The Doctor, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

Or hat

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

Awww
Can I still put them over my hands and inflate them?
( The Doctor, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

No

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha!
CAUTION: Don't use dave the Hat as a contraceptive


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

*slips on a DTH*
it's a snug fit!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

It wood be

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

Based on genuine safety text:
"Uniflated condoms may choke small children"

/Toy safety manager's blog
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)