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[challenge entry]
*movie trailer guy voice*
In a world where the closest to 21 is the winner

From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *reposts all his platoon pics*
second thoughts, can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha!!
did you see that thing on the british rainman?

they took him to vegas and he was doing crap till
he was dealt double sevens, the dealers card was a ten
he split his hand, got another seven, split again, and then
twisted till he had three hands of 21!!

was amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# wasnt that deren brown?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# no
it was about a guy who could do massive sums in his head
because he saw numbers as landscapes, and could beat a guy
using a calculator even when the answers were over 10 digits long
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# but being lucky and getting dealt three 7s
is neither genius nor mindspacked, it's just plain dumb luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you had to watch the program to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Michael Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)
# even if he had predicted the hurricane (which it wasn't)
what could anyone have done about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# not gone out for an evening stroll?
parked the car in the garage?
got the cat in?
unplugged the telephone/television?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# erm...
not make me walk across the playground to the canteen.
The wind blew my favourite Mask™ lunchbox out of my hand and it went flying across the floor dead fast and smashed against the railings.
As did some other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# a tree landed on my Nan's neighbours Porsche
oh how we laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# was it the classic grey one with red trim?
/misses point
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# it was gray and the handle and the middle bit was red
and it has a painting of Mask™ on the front.
It also came with a grey flask with a red lid that didn''t work very well, so about once every 2 weeks, the lunchbox would be full of vimto when I opened it.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# you should have watched his forecast more carefully
he did say it would be very very windy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I was only about 8 at the time
otherwise i wouldn't have taken it with me
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# i know the model of which you speak
*nods knowingly*

bastard weather
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# "It was a time of war"....
nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# "...and heroes"
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)