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# try a whole wellington
Its not like shes going to feel a tiny stiletto heel is it.

you could try shoving antiarcia up there, at least then it'll keep it save from the oil companies
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# But the stiletto would pierce her cervix you see
I'm talking about 8 inches of biro thick steel here.

I wish I could still stand up in my heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Would eight inches pierce a cervix?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# It would if I put a lot of force behind it
I'm not being too precious with pelvic integrity here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Blimey
You still working on the 14th?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Even better than that
I'm working AND doing somebody else's job for them.

*grumblepuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I don't like the sound of that
you go lay down the law and say Dixon told them to give you the day off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I've tried threatening them with you.
No, really.

'naked men covered in teddies will be most displeased...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# first thing I think of when I think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# point taken
when i wear high heels i twat my forehead on door frames.

Mind you i dont think heels were designed for 6ft3 lanky men
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# GOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# lol
i look more like a technitian thusly:
www.myspace.com/kaiserpro
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Are the Mars Volta any good?
I keep getting people say that I should like them as I like Tool, Perfect Circle, Isis etc.

I am as yet unconvinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# They are utterly ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I may think of purchasing some
from the excellent Spacecake Records (plug)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Cor!
*fwaps at thought*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# don't try
you just lay there and I'll get the "equipment"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
and a preserve the whales by shoving them in too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# there'd be plenty of fish
Ahhh ha ha


i'll get my coat
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I'm sure she could also accomodate
the entire Japanese whaling fleet up there, so I'd still worry about the whales. Poor dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# fucking cunts, whales
can't even breathe under water. Have to keep coming up and SPOUTING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# corsets and lipstick
apart from that, a fucking waste of space
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)