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# try a whole wellington
Its not like shes going to feel a tiny stiletto heel is it.

you could try shoving antiarcia up there, at least then it'll keep it save from the oil companies
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# But the stiletto would pierce her cervix you see
I'm talking about 8 inches of biro thick steel here.

I wish I could still stand up in my heels.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Would eight inches pierce a cervix?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# It would if I put a lot of force behind it
I'm not being too precious with pelvic integrity here.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Blimey
You still working on the 14th?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Even better than that
I'm working AND doing somebody else's job for them.

*grumblepuss*
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I don't like the sound of that
you go lay down the law and say Dixon told them to give you the day off
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I've tried threatening them with you.
No, really.

'naked men covered in teddies will be most displeased...'
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# first thing I think of when I think of you.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# point taken
when i wear high heels i twat my forehead on door frames.

Mind you i dont think heels were designed for 6ft3 lanky men
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# GOTH
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# lol
i look more like a technitian thusly:
www.myspace.com/kaiserpro
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Are the Mars Volta any good?
I keep getting people say that I should like them as I like Tool, Perfect Circle, Isis etc.

I am as yet unconvinced.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# They are utterly ace
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I may think of purchasing some
from the excellent Spacecake Records (plug)
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Cor!
*fwaps at thought*
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# don't try
you just lay there and I'll get the "equipment"
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
and a preserve the whales by shoving them in too.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# there'd be plenty of fish
Ahhh ha ha


i'll get my coat
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I'm sure she could also accomodate
the entire Japanese whaling fleet up there, so I'd still worry about the whales. Poor dears.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# fucking cunts, whales
can't even breathe under water. Have to keep coming up and SPOUTING!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# corsets and lipstick
apart from that, a fucking waste of space
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)