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do you reckon

we can swing the balance?

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

well i clicked

yes

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

But they don't have a button

Titled 'Kittens'!

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gurningchimp, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

to red

we're going for red right?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

ooh, i went

for yellow.

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stouffer, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

me too.

yellow

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

I clicked yes

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

With one click

I moved yellow from 18 to 19 per cent.
Or at least it went up just after I clicked.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

I went for blue

so that it continues to look like a willy

(Chorlton, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

bollock to the left of me
bollock to the right, here I am
stuck in your lady-hole.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right,
Here i am stuck chairing a PMQ.
- Mr Speaker.
(Prime Minister's Questiontime)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

its got to be yes.

really,

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

No i wanted them to have to publish that according to an internet poll conducted by the guardian people only trust internet polls conducted by the guardian

it's surely more b3tan like that, no?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

okay let's do that.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)

dunno

what to click on now...

youve confused me fnordy?

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)

i've been voting yes

its gone from 18% to 24% in 5 minutes.

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

im on yes too

i think...

yes we do beleive the web as we love it

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

anything

as long as it doesn't say No

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

let's quickly set up another poll

to decide which one we should go for.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

I still think we should go and

find some more vote thingys and screw them up...I just like the idea, yet I'm having trouble finding them

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

it's not really fun

to screw up a random poll.
Only polls that deserve it. Like Sports Personality Of The Year. Then they cheat and 'disallow' a load of votes because they decide they are 'not real'.
Justin Fashanu should have won!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

went ...

....for yes - didn't move 23%

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sage, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

i think we trust everything

i know i do

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butchbint, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

everything you know is spong

trust no-one.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

Bastards

only let you vote once

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)

you

can probably delete your cookie and try again

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butchbint, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

Yeh, but that's no fun

if you want to add 800 votes in an orgy of clickage

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

its

all gone orgyness

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

Or if you have your security set up

so it can't place cookies. (20%)

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

23%

block all cookies... you can keep on voting then... i'm voting "yes"... many times

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)

i think we broke it

it only adds up to 98% now

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)

Vote for the

last one.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

BASTARDS

Because I changed the settings to block cookies and have also delted cookies I have to keep signing into b3ta.

Plus I'm not playing anymore....ok, maybe one more click of the red

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

29%

say yes

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

tis joint first now

with 39%

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

WOOOOOOOOO

39%

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

i tricked em

got two computers innit

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

Well the

yes vote has gone from 17% to 19% - keep it going!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

I rekon

to entertain us for about the next 10 minutes. We all go off and find a vote thingy, post the link, then screw up the votes.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

that looks like a giant...

WANG! Pay attention!

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sinisterduck, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

PROOF

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sinisterduck, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

does that count

as mindpiss?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

Quick

you haven't voted yet

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

the balls are getting rather big now

shouldn't they be turning blue?www.guardian.co.uk/graphics/0,9749,871420,00.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

1258 votes

well done all

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

so thats

413 votes since that pic...cool

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

heehee

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

that would be good

as the background on a PDA

(Chorlton, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

27-49-23

Yes, it looks like we can... keep going!

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

Those are good figures

hmmm

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

yes we can

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

it doesn't say that anymore!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

33-45-21

Still a little flabby around the waist?

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)

But

getting better all the time!

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

There's time yet

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

I see that yellow is about to take over the lead

we really wrecked it didn't we?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

Yay!

39-38-21

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

38-39-21

when we get there, do we have to carry on to push 'yes' right out in front?

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

yes.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

The bastards

have put a popup ad on...*Blocked*

*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*........

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

YES

We done it!!!..Well done Everyone

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

clapclap

clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

(doktored, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

woo!

keep going!

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

They're probably logging IPs

so they can run an article about cheating in internet polls...

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

ironic

isn't it?

I bloody hope they find out it was fixed.

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

But will they find out

who by?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

I think we've proved our point

that the answer is No

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

43-35-20

Boss is back, so can't carry on clicking.

Latest stats since first picture:

Votes: +869

Yes: Up 25%
No: Down 27%
Guardian: Up 2%

Nice work :o)

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stup0t, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

the guardian

is in the lead now.

(There is no Mr Spoon, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)