He should have read the sign


From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)

I expect he would lick it clean
Edit: and choke n it
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)

Hmmmmmm...
now there's an idea...
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)

I think that would be classified as statuephilia
and illegal everywhere as a result
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:08, archived)

Maybe
there should be a national stauephilia day when everyone licks the ice-cream coated genitals of their local statue

spare a thought for those people whose local statue is a horse
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)

But poor old David's got a small enough cock as it is! All thouse tounges'll wear it down to nothing!

(Bumsmells, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)

Let alone the 'cold' effect of the icecream.

( mikenco, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)

CRAP
missed my 12345th post

that makes it BEDTIME

GOOODNIGHT ALL YOU LOVELY BUMMERS
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)

Happy 12347th!
EDIT: G'night you :)
( mikenco, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)

I missed mine a week ago
night night!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:23, archived)

the statue seems petrified at the mere thought of it...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)

haha
what on earth?
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)