when my best mate got out of prison we went to the pub to get pissedwe were playing pool, then i went to the loo.
when i came back, my mate was drawing cocks on the wall of the pub with the chalk from the pool table.
the landlord came over and said 'what the fuck are you doing?'
my mate said 'I'm an artist!'
landlord said 'Yeah! a pissartist now get the fuck out of my pub'
and that was the end of our art adventures
(when i came back, my mate was drawing cocks on the wall of the pub with the chalk from the pool table.
the landlord came over and said 'what the fuck are you doing?'
my mate said 'I'm an artist!'
landlord said 'Yeah! a pissartist now get the fuck out of my pub'
and that was the end of our art adventures
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:43,
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I once got thrown out of a pub for shouting SNOOKER too loud.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:48,
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hahahamaybe it would be a good question of the week
my mates and I were once thrown off a train (when we were about 13) for shouting streetfighter 2 words too loud
(my mates and I were once thrown off a train (when we were about 13) for shouting streetfighter 2 words too loud
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:50,
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I got thrown out of a cafe once because I blacked out and apparently headbutted the owner before collapsing.Actually, this would be a great QOTW. Please put it on that question thing.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:53,
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doneedit: i can;t click i like this because i posted it, so it needs clicking by others
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:00,
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you mean a question of the week like this?(
Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:26,
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as i said up therearses :¬(
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:36,
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