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# the nutters who email me
this one for example, is convinced that the photo of the cat on the FP is hers. (It's not, he's called Rocky and he lives with me.)

Hello
I was directed to your website by a friend. It is indeed quite amusing and I was
chuckling away until I looked down in the bottom right hand corner and saw a
picture of a black and white cat with the LEGAL NOTICE caption coming from it.
This may sound strange but that is MY picture of MY cat - where did you get this
picture????!!!! I remember as I took it myself and always though it was quite
cool. I am quite alarmed as to how it found your way on to my website as this implies
that someone has been hacking into and rummaging around in my PC. I would appreciate
it if you could tell me how you came to possess this picture and put it on your website.

Kind regards,

Martina

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Indeed.
There are some people who shouldn't be allowed to use the interwebs or emails or their eyes or arms. By law.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
So you got my email then?

(I also sent the one claiming that I owned the badger that currently lives in your breadbin. If you don't have a badger
in your breadbin, that's just because I haven't yet broken into your house and placed one there)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# They're mad!
It's obviously a badger on the fp.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# this is my email!
this implies that someone has been hacking into and rummaging around in my PC. I would appreciate it if you could tell me how you came to possess this email and put it on your website.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ^^ this
is my reply and you owe me big time on royalties, landlubber
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# 1) Ask her to send a photo of her with her cat for confirmation
2) New image challenge

erm...

5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# 2 cats that look similar?!
no fucking way!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Those cheeky hackers
and their google image searches...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# this could be a compo
pictures what I've nicked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha...
"Hacking into and rummaging around in my PC"...

Surely anyone who did that wouldn't steal a picture of a fucking cat?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# depends if it was saved as
'close up pussy shot'
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I'm still boggling at the idea of someone visiting b3ta.com
and it's a picture of a cat which offends them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that.
Strange folks, these cat-owners.


*pets cat*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# only cat snuff pics please
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# weirdly it's not the first time people have emailed in claiming ownership of rocky
considering the amount of nicked imagery on b3ta, it's deeply perverse that the one truly legal image gets queried twice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# the words "deeply perverse"
about sum b3ta up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Perhaps you should
All stand in a room with the picture of Rocky in the middle. Then all of you call it and whoever the picture goes to gets to keep it.


/sitcom cliche blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# But the winner would be
the one who's secretly holding a mouse in their pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Not the actual cat
just the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I sent her a trojan and stole her cat images.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# It's actually my Barney
and as I haven't actually taken the pic yet I DEMAND to know how you managed to steal it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# i didn't realise you could rummage around my pc
/too late to hide filthy images
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# this amuses me
as much as the emails I get regarding my website
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# This should become a regular feature.
Nutter emails you've received (and you must get a few).
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# tell her you've hacked her pc
taken all the photos off there including the dodgey holiday snaps (there's always some!) and they'll be posted on the web at your leasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I was, once upon a time...
...married to a Martina. I can vouch for the fact that they are all quite mad.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)