Don't Think I'll Show This To The Better Half
Or she'll cut my balls off and put an axe through my PS2


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( Straw Dog, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

At the very least.

( itwontbeeasy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

But
is it true?
Does she bore you?
( Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

she bored me the other night
I nearly fell asleep on top of her
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

What were you doing
with Straw Dog's girl?
(Al! is constantly suprised, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

Good question

( itwontbeeasy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

No
But I have lots of friends to whom a Playstation is like the 20th century equivalent of fishing or walking the dog - they use it so they don't have to interact with their gf's.
( Straw Dog, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

My ex dumped me over a playstation.
So I nicked all her games.
/not at all sorry
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

that's the way to deal
with such things.
Well done
( Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

Christ
so many women,
so little self-esteem.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

Mrs Riviera just bought a PS2,
we now have happy evenings in together playing dance dance revolution.

Woo for Mrs Riviera!!
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

dance dance revolution
is fantastic. Tomsk got drunk enough to play it over Christmas and loved it (he was annoyingly good at it too) and vowed to buy one as soon as he could.

Sadly he sobered up and now he's changed his mind. :(
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

come round to our house.
you'll love it.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

woooo!
could do, couldn't we...

only not for ages 'cos I'm so INSANELY busy atm. oh well.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

you would be more than welcome at any point.
I will dazzle you both with my culinary skills as well.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

dance floor revolution?
You silly sausage!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

actually its dance stage euromix
so ner ner nee ner ner.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Does Tomsk have a
Playstation, or doesn't he get time, what with all the Hot Sex going on.



Sorry to keep going on about that, the phrase Hot Sex just makes me laugh.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

he's not allowed a playstation.
he works from home - and as you say, we'd never have time. :)

He could have one if he promised to only buy dance dance revolution though.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

Dancing
is fun.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

yes.
Interestingly, tomsk is a rubbish dancer and very good at the game.

I am an excellent dancer but crap at the game.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

and
now we interact with our gif's instead
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

she's tried to drill into my head a few times
if that counts.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

My ex was once being sick in the bathroom, and was calling for my help.
Shame I was in the semi-final of the World Cup on ISS Pro at the time.

Yes, yes, I can understand why she is my ex.
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

that made me laugh
a lot.......... you funny.
(hazey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

yeah
made me laugh when she said she had found someone else. Ho ho ho
Oh well, I got something better anyway.



A Playstation 2
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

heheeh
you making me laugh again. :)
sorry if im not meant to laugh
(hazey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

I really don't expect
ANY sympathy for it :-)
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

Yeah
but you can't play as Brentford unless you get one of those Manager games and nobody is stupid enough to do that with us.
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

*ahem*
Me = Championship Manager addict. And taking The Bees to the Premiership gives me a lot of satisfaction.
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Send your cv
in to Unlce Ron - you know the address.
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

I point you to the pause button
for future reference.

You must use it, or girls will 'accidentally' walk in front of you just as you're about to score the greatest goal ever.
( Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

or 'accidentally'
pull the plug out as you're saving your game for the first time after several hours solid playing...

hahah... girls are evil...
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

a raw nerve
touched on there by any chance ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

No, I really do do it by accident,
but when you've got class timing like me, who needs malice?
( Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

PAUSE?
now if you could make me a pause button for the wife!
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

please
refer to my "WOO YAY" below to save reposting :)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)