Sir Jimmy Savilleis fingering his pet terrapin up the arsepiece, both Jimmy and the terrapin are really loving it, especially when Jimmy gets a second finger up, until the terrapin, who can see the TV through a crack in the doorway, spots footage of Jimmy Tarbuck in a cage suspended above a jungle hammering away at his little old cock.
The sight causes the terrapin's anus to clench hard and poor Sir Jimmy's middle two fingers are snapped clean through.
He immediately phones the Sun.
(The sight causes the terrapin's anus to clench hard and poor Sir Jimmy's middle two fingers are snapped clean through.
He immediately phones the Sun.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:18,
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