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[challenge entry] Jesus Plays Hitler in Higlander 5 'There can be only one' (not sure if you will get this if not just ask)

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(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Sat 11 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# This scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I've got new socks on!
I thought Bognor and Lime were the only Regises
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Houghton is a Regis too.
Sandwiched nicely between Luton and Dunstable :(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hahahahah
I didn't realise anything could survive between those two.

Well, I suppose at least you've got to be grateful for not living in either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Very true.
It's not a bad place to live really, great for that car park called the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# well
houghton regis has got worse since
the co-op was burnt and i moved to dunstable

is it me or have the local chavs got more gobby recently
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm too scared to leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# it's safe
i live in dunstable now
just avoid houghton regis lower around 20 to four (when i get lilun after work)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# It's ok.
I don't hang around outside schools.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# keep your eye out
for a nutcase on a bike, trying to race boy racers (and winning) then you will see meh
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# That's you then.
I think I nearly knocked you off your bike back in the year up by the Norman King.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# oops sorry about that
*passes jaffacake*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# the co-op got burnt?
what kind of infidel burns a co-op?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# To the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# :/
poor little co-op
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# the same one
who got refused fags
then tried to burn a lesure centre down ten mins later
mrs hood butter(or is it butler) knows all about it

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# sounds like a munter who needs a slap
by slap I mean a few 9mil through the skull
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# The far right Tesco Youth
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Ah, the blue-and-whiteshirts
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
:D

hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# what the value yobbos
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# can't even afford propper brain drugs
value hoodies on value drugs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# B & Q
Could be worse - they keep burning B & Q around here...
(fuzzibear, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# neither does he
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Jesus Plays Hitler in Higlander 5
OK I THINK I WAS TRYING TO BE A BIT TO CLEVER BUT JUST ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE AN ARSE.

1. Jesus was a jew
2. Hitler hated the jews

Jesus is prestending to be Hitler so he can kill all the jews and jesus would be the only one left.....hence there can be only one as Jesus would be the last je left alive :o)

*****waits for the rotten fruit to be thrown at me*****
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# thanks for that explanation
I was about to post some kind of "RIS?" image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Jesus was a jew?
OMFG GTFO ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Jesus was a jew?
Yes Jesus was a Jew

He was born a Jew
King Herrard was searching for all male Jews

Jesus was called King of the Jews!!
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Jesus was called King of the Jews?
OMFG GTFO ROFL
I'm confused... are we engaged in some kind of bizarre sarcasm war, or do you honestly think I'm thick as pigshit?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# No honestly :o(
How about we share a romtantic jammy dodger over an open fire?
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# King Herod's wife
Was called Doris.




True story
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Back in 10 mins



(gone out to buy rotten fruit)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)