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(Horus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

that's so rude!
it kind of is sfw as you have to look quite hard (thankgod)
( pep, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

I remember being told off once
for being too interested in the ice cream and not the "hairy plate". (Ginger girl I seem to remember, bit rich, best enjoyed with bread and butter probably)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

i remember one time i had tia maria whipped cream
it was far too sickly for him to eat so i ended just squirting the can into my mouth and forgetting all about doing interesting things
( evil pixie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

nicely
done.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

mmm beaver
Tastefully done in a joy of sex kind a way.
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

arf
'tastefully done'
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

sorry
couldnt resist
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

Ta, but...
You have any idea how hard it was to find a non-explicit, non-lesbian cunnilingus photo? I had to spend HOURS I tell you...
(Horus, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

yes
large hard drives are the business ;)
(Jewan doesn't use one of those silly lengthy usernames, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 7:19, archived)