Doom:
The reason for all gun crime in America's schools.

(Alpen, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

lovely
but urm... great aiming features in doom?
i dunnae remember that!?
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)

my idea of sarcasm
there was an article once from something like mothers against guns
that claimed one kid learned to aim for the head by playing Doom
(Alpen, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

Really?
heh... stoopid mothers (glad mine run away before i was born!) :-)
and the jackson 5 summonned satan when played backwards
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

your mum ran away before you were born?
Blimey.
( pep, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)

how
rare!
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

quite a neat trick
dont see how it works
You weren't cloned were you?
(Alpen, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

I'll
hold me hands up. it was me! i'm only 6 weeks old, but they cloned me with... urm... einsteins brains. urm. yeah. thats it.
(sorry)
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)

Pa?
Pa? You need to stop watching Bonanaza.
( Artamnesia, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

er....
i thought it was cos the yanks all have guns and are mad.
(mentalageofseven, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)