Paul Mccartney's powerful crystaline penis emits a variety of household goods

For the poor needy people of this world.
God bless you macca, and your unusually immense crystalic household goods dispensing glans!

From the Shop Macca challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

Cool

I need a new frying pan, any chance?

WOO!
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

just dial 0800 MACCASCHLONG
and one of the team of operators will take your request
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

^probably this

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

it could happen

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)

i don't doubt it
i also don't doubt that upsidedown bananas are in fact capable of performing tribal rituals. Prove me wrong, world!
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

*dials*

call center's in bloody India, can't understand a word they're saying!
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

oh just hold
your call is "valuable"

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)

I think I just ordered a top loader washing machine
by mistake...
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

i fuckin hate it...
when that happens i really do!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

that's the missus christmas present
sorted anyway
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

pffftt...
you'll be having xmas lunch with the salvos if yr not careful!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

happens most years anways....

( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

*clicks*
*dials*
*does other stuff with spare room full of useful penisly produced household goods*
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

the man is a walking dispenser
indeed
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

What a knob!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

indeed
it'll only grow bigger with time

eventually, godzilla will have to battle it
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

when he does
make sure to animate it hard. that'd be a fight worth bettin on, I'm sure
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

the mind
veritably boggleS!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

don't get non stick
those buggers are bloody irritating when you're trying to heat oil/butter
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:57, archived)

so totally bindun.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

hahahahaha
reply of the month award!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

wish I'd drawn it when I first thought of it
:/
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)