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[challenge entry] Lambrini Girls
My first posting after JugglerJAF regaled me in the pub with his exploits on here... Scarily accurate depiction of the sort of chicks that go out on a Saturday night...


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(Ghostlight, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Splendid!
Welcome, I regale my friends with hilarious tales of B3ta...I use the word 'friends' in past tense.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# nice one mate...
you're one of "us" now! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Welcome Ghostlight !
I was trying to explain this place and its appeal to a mate in the pub this afternoon......what do you say !?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Well it's a bit like, you know,
there's these people and they do, erm, stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# and
it's great.


what more do you need to say?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# you know whats great about this community?
The number of people who donate and when a few deals go through (perfectly legal deals), I will donate.
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# i get thrown
when, as soon as you mention the words "website", "message board" or "internet", people get this glazed over, cynical, sneery look. you know it's not going to go too well after that...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# every funny picture
you ever got in your e-mail was born there.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I
know that feeling !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# It annoys me,
I tell people I've made friends on here and people scoff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I'm unphased thesedays
I met my wife on the internet.

Married in 2000, still going strong :-)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# bless you!
i met my bloke on the net too, seems to be common these days. even is the majority do think you're some sort of socially challenged freak. which i probably am
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# met my girlfriend on the net too.
2.5 years ago.
In October, I was best man at the wedding of one of my oldest friends, who also met his wife via internet dating.
It's almost easier to say this to people than to try to explian how you spend hours every evening munting kittens and talking to a bunch of people with silly names who you (mostly) haven't met.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I find I don't have the social graces to find a woman on the net
that's why I'm here

edit: not strictly true
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Everyone has a vice,
no doubt they have stuff in their lives you could snigger at.

I like to think I'm at the cutting edge of society. Didn't you laugh in the 80's at those twats with mobile phones? Now there are more twats than landline phones.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# My one thought about being at the cutting edge of society
is how to make money out of it when the "normals" get here
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# They're
still twats, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# me too
it's a standard 'you sad bastard' look.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# When I tell people
B3ta.com is the most instrumental thing in me not taking my life and then hug them and cry they get all weird on me
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Ah ,,,
You should hug them and laugh maniacaly.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Exactly
My cow-orkers just look confused and change the subject if I talk about it. And they whisper about it if I say I'm meeting any of my internet friends...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# likewise...
they were really disturbed when I was making the cut-out head of myself with flashing LED eyes to send to the b3ta bash I couldn't get to...

but then it scared the shit out of me too.

and out of rob's girlfriend when they had it in their flat.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)