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It could just be me
( bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)

that's
the first one of those I've found funny.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)

thanks
i'm new at this
( bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)

thats
the funniest anyway...
(dicky, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)

or 'it's
better than going to the doctors with green stuff dripping out of your cock'
( stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)

Or
"it's better than having a vasectomy when your wife is unable to use the pill"
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)

ohhhh
what a mental image...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)

Because you don't share her enthusiasm for genital wart gardens.
..
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)

her?
who her?
( stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)

The bird you're stuffing
not Dr Phil Kitten (I'm sure she is wartless)

edit: is Phil a boy?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)

i see.
i got confused and thought i was being called female. then i couldn't work out how that would make sense. then i got scared. then i had some blackcurrant. then i saw what you meant.
( stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)

I like to reach for the blackcurrant when I'm scared
It reminds me of my mummy being nice to me
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)

no.
I am female.

And wartless.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)

i hope no-one asks for proof
of either.
( martian, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)

they
never have.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)

or it's like having a rubber duck
without the rubber
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)

Don't you mean
"without the duck"?

How about "fits like a glove that's being worn as a shoe"?
( JustHere, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)

No, I think he was saying
it's like fucking a duck.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)

Ah
I shall have to bow to his wisdom, never having fucked a duck.
( JustHere, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)

yeah, sorry
i was in the middle of my dessert :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)