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It could just be me

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(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# that's
the first one of those I've found funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# thanks
i'm new at this
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# thats
the funniest anyway...
(dicky, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# or 'it's
better than going to the doctors with green stuff dripping out of your cock'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Or
"it's better than having a vasectomy when your wife is unable to use the pill"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ohhhh
what a mental image...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Because you don't share her enthusiasm for genital wart gardens.
..
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# her?
who her?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# The bird you're stuffing
not Dr Phil Kitten (I'm sure she is wartless)

edit: is Phil a boy?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i see.
i got confused and thought i was being called female. then i couldn't work out how that would make sense. then i got scared. then i had some blackcurrant. then i saw what you meant.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I like to reach for the blackcurrant when I'm scared
It reminds me of my mummy being nice to me
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# no.
I am female.

And wartless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# i hope no-one asks for proof
of either.
(martian, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# they
never have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# or it's like having a rubber duck
without the rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Don't you mean
"without the duck"?

How about "fits like a glove that's being worn as a shoe"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# No, I think he was saying
it's like fucking a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Ah
I shall have to bow to his wisdom, never having fucked a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# yeah, sorry
i was in the middle of my dessert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)