But being honest:


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( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)

I would

( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)

You see that "printer" to the right of the picture?
That's not a printer. That's the top of an office block.
(_, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)

Hehe
Where are the bi-planes?
( Chromatically Challenged, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)

AHAHAHAHHAHA

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)

Woo to
that woo
(_, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)

I'd laugh
But it's probably true...

And who the hell does she cheerlead for, the American Sumo team?
( Chromatically Challenged, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

But shes their star player...
Existential juxtaposition!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

arf
gnawed human skeletons - class

we should get her to do an interview. i'm thinking of questions right now. none nice!
(PornDungeon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)

are
the keywords at the top her favourite flavours?
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

Eep!
My virgin eyes!
( EvS, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)

You've obviously never been
skull-fucked
(_, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)

Holy Jesus..
.. and the little children!

She flew the ugly plane into minger mountain big stylee...
( TooMuch2AM, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)

That should win.
Definitely.
(Nothing, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

Ewwww!

( K3rry, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 3:21, archived)