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# We're coming to get you
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehe
times muchos
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Oh dear,
poor old Dawn.
(_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I want to
see that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# heh
that happens every pension day!
as you well know, you ancient ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Worse than that
they'll drive around in brand new 150bhp cars, at no more than 10mph, whilst wearing a hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# They love
that hat.
Lets not forget the old trick of walking in front of you really slowly in Shopping Malls, whilst pulling tartan shopping bags on wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# and smelling
of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# And having
hairy top lips.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# lets not forget
furry zip-up tartan boots
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Heh,
and for the men, trousers that stop just before their chest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# it will be you one day.
Don't forget that. It's coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I was thinking that
as I was typing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I will never
drive a car very slowly whilst wearing a hat. NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# but
you already smell of piss.

Swings and roundabouts, mate. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# with my lifestyle,
I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Going forwards
they are but they randomly change direction at incredible speeds.
Normally just as you try getting past so your ankle gets smacked by the mini-trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)