Why, good morning.
Tip of the day (not just for you, Kenneth): don't have 7 tins of Scrumpy Jack and 2 whole corns-on-the-cob for your tea on a Wednesday night.
Thursday will despise you for it.
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Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15,
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Thursday will despise you for it.
Another tip
If you suddenly find out you're dairy intolerant then don't eat all the cheese to stop yourself from eating it later. Just give it to someone else.
Silly manwife.
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Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17,
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Silly manwife.
As a well-respected musician once said:
'My bottom hurts just thinking about it'.
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