HAHAHA - What a tight bastard!
How much for the home made toilet paper?
- and what styles does it come in?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:27,
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I did, and his response was:

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:32,
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