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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)

You've got more chance of being killed in a road accident.
Woo
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)

a road accident...
where have i heard that before?
oh right, those were the last words of the guy whose head got cut off by a spinning sawblade.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

i feel like that sometimes.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

like your head is being severed?
or like severing someone's head?
or like you don't want that to happen to yourself or someone?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)

all of the above.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

it's a good thing you're bloody gorgeous then

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

you were always, ALWAYS my favourite.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

*hugs*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

when are you coming to cardiff again,
I MISS YOU.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

I'll see if I can organise a trip soon, it's fitting it between work and what not, I'd love to see you again
it's been an age
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

TOO LONG i tell you.
i imagine invviting you to this party we're having this saturday is a bit short notice, so it'll have to wait until the lovely lovely new year!
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)

it is a bit mate
if I'd known more in advance I probably would've in forethought
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)

we will arrange something.
i was sort of considering some sort of cardiff "bash" again, what with me living in town, it could be quite easy now.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)

that's what i thought.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

is that an egg?
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

haha it was originally supposed to be a monkey.
not sure why i drew it so much like an egg.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

I was at the crimbo party...
it wasok
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:36, archived)

anyone else here shitfaced?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

off my tits

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)

welldone.
let me give you a greeat big hug.
-falls over-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)

*misses too*
rolls around like a loony

I think I've fallen for a girl in Scotland
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

i've fallen for a girl who has naked pægan drug campfire parties in the woods with lesbian friends.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)

how else will we get the pits out?
skullsaws all round.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)

pits
brains.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)

same difference, really, for most people.

( postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)

WHAT
the fuck
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)