Erm, probably the smoking one
Though hearing the words "blood clots on my lungs" is helping me to think about quitting.

this is getting a bit like the antiscript that was on t'front page a while back, for when people like me call up. I put it up at work, people loved it
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)

that was good
although I got a bit bored trying to follow it all. I prefer the "Sorry, I'm not interested. Goodbye" approach.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

I get quite a lot of that
Its great for winding people up on a Saturday morning.

We do it for Lloyds Bank.

Watch out.
edit: sorry Lloyds TSB. I could get fired for that
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)

I just act thick
And say that my husband looks after all that stuff, and I don't have a clue. He say's that he leaves it all to me. Works surprisingly well..
( Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)

We'll call back
until its done
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)