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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# a toy, a hat and a surprise
that three gifts in one.

WOO!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Crackers!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Nuts!



Oh, I see.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# you see nuts?
yes, I suppose you do...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# for buying a calendar you can have this.


and can officially wear it on your info page.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Braw!
*pins*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# but that doesn't make you number 1

:P
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Oh christ!
*unpins*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# *lap dances*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *snogs*
*vomits*
*snogs again*

I'm going out for bacon now.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# the coverted position of No.1 is a secret.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# it's you, isn't it.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# no, it's me ashally!

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Never seen such a bad case of autofellation.
How many vertebrae did you have taken out?
/tetchy hungover blog
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# *plays trumpet loudly*
*badly*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# 2
and you're just full of green envy because you can't do it.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Not for want of trying!
*winces and grumbles 'Ooh, me back'*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# you just need more practice
or a longer cock...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Cheap tins ruined my spinal cord.
I have to use Polish casual workers to carry out my self-worship by proxy these days.
And those cab fares to Ipswich are bankrupting me.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Your behind the times
Slovenes are cheaper and sexier!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Yay! Yay! And thrice yay!
*pulls*
*asplodes*

Woo freebs :)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Ning Lassie
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Ning laddie
*jigs*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# *films from afar*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# *moons*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)