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[challenge entry] santas zero tolerence

Santas new zero tolerence approach to naughty children would cause many a surprise on christmas morning.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# would you like to see my cock?
it's made out of glass.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Can I...
Kiss it?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# joke from 1963. reprinted annually.
at least spell the words properly.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# yeah, it will sure cause a surprise in the moroning
especially as the stupid fat git is taking a dump with his troosers on still
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 5:59, archived)