As feminine hygene is the new no hands


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( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha
Classy!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

did you write
"How to Endear Yourself to Women and Influence People"?
( butchbint, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

Does it show ?
:o)

Actually Mrs Flan suggested it, so I can't take all the credit
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

funny
too, just likely to get the ladies' backs up...
( butchbint, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)

on the blob then
are we ?

tact and diplomacy my strong point
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)

honestly
I would rather a man be upfront about it so I could be too. It makes it so much easier. They end up squerming more than I do cos I have to deal with it every month. there is always lots of detail to make you feel bad about being a man to make it eaven.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)

when you have had your pregnant wife
lead you into the shitter and say "look at this" pointing to a lump of mucus and blood, you soon learn the women have a harder time then us fellas.

I still think feminine hygene products should be supllied on the NHS, mainly so I don't have to go to sodding tescos at 3am !
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)

and
the fact that the government still TAX TAMPAX et al because they are classed as a non esential item. PLEASE!
ok rant over
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

I feel your anger sistah
now stop bleating and get the kettle on ;o)
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)

get your own
/pmt
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)

that is one of the most
ridiculous things ever though isn't it.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)

AND
Jaffa Cakes!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)

Do you
ever sleep?!
( routine and Pantene, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)

only on Wednesdays

( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)

arf!
here, have one of these...

( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

ahahahahaha
like it.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

teehee!

( munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)

Pssst
fix that image
the suspense is killing me
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)

and me,
please.
( robh, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)

He's not taking
the hint is he ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)

hmmmm
sorry folks, it seems to be working ok for me..
( munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)

Perhaps your DynDNS needs updating
or has just been updated, in which case, it needs time to propogate, like a fine wine.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)