No no no, it's a joke see. The answer is
"Because Noddy wont pay the ransom"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:21,
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no, no, he's right
you see my BT2006
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:22,
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Brian Text gets cut off after a while...
You shouldn't think so much!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46,
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