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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# pfft
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# /spelling nazi
*too --- to.

nd with that, taa---ta, I'm off for a ciggie. Sory KK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# and*
I can be nazi too :>
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Ah, you're right
That'll teach me to try and read a spreadsheet.

Best excuse for antiwork ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# How's this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hello Captainy person.


What entertainment have you for me today on this most boring of days at work?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# none
it would seem
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I think
she's gone right off me.


Which is a shame, because I give good head.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# I am here!
I'm just doing everyone's work!

And I haven't gone off you, I brought you up in conversation yesterday, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# well if anyone wants entertainment
i could do a little dance
or get a baseball bat and smash some shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Make a little love.....
Actually, no more of that for me thank you. Not just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *unzips*
aw, go on.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Really so?
In a good way?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Yup
The manwife wanted a ship place, and wanted to be my feathered shoulder chum and I told him 'no can do, there's a wheelsome bird for that'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Poor he.
Poor lonely he now. No shoulder for he. He do go sad-cry.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# It's ok
He can be ships' manwench. He's my manwench anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# oh my fucking god
lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# On "Who wants to win 16K"
Tarrant always has his fingers across his mouth/under his nose.

I wonder what he is always sniffing on his index finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# His ring?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Nah, his wife left him
so he wouldn't have a wedding ring to sniff (knowing wink).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# What a tiswas.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# They're redoing Tiswas
Still with Tarrant.

Apparently. And don't ask where I heard it because I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# But isn't the Phantom Flan Flinger
dead?

Edit: But Sally James gave me some stirrings when I was 11 or 12.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# my girlfriend's called sally james*
*100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Send us a picture
I'll see if it stirs me in the same way. I'm the only person in the office today and I need something to keep me occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
#
Sally James in denim
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# No!!!! NONO NONONO
WRONG PLEASE SAY IT'S NOT TRUE

oi, you ignoring me, cappun? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# she seems to be ignoring me too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Sorry, busy at work
As no other fucker seems to be working except moi

And it is true, or at least the fact that I heard it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# so it's just me you're ignoring then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# No.
Well, I'm ignoring everyone, but only because I'm working.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# i saw an advert for a saturday morning tv celebration
or summat

i think it's on this week
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# nice one!
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)