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# *vomits*
NO.

God, I hate manjuice. Ptheugh *spitting noise*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Juste the taste or 'it' in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# The taste
and the bleachy smell. It's just all bad.

And being a vegetarian who drinks a pint of pineapple juice a day only slightly helps, believe me. And slightly is not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Miss out the middleman and drink the pineapple juice yourself
It's much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# To be fair, the ejaculate dispenser in question is comfortably nowhere near my life whatsoever so it's ok.
Some other poor cow has to deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# After you he turned to Beastiality?
/coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Possibly.
After all, a lady mouse *may* have been able to feel him pumping gamely away.

Sorry all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Ms Wow.
If it is like bleach, you need a new man-wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I've never swallowed the manwife's. He's nice enough to not badger me about it.
And all cum smells a bit reminiscent of bleach, to me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# its smells of fresh sea air
or something. i dont really smell my own
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Bollocks does it.
What male propaganda have you been reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# The Bible of Man
Subtitle: Shut the fuck up woman *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ^this
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Pineapple juice is for the benefit of the watersports thing
that SugarSpunSister is into.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Ah, well that vanilla bitch never indulged in interesting sex with me.
So I can't report on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# wakeboarding?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# People have to crunch mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Are you a yeti?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# No, just very very ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# But
I've been eating kiwis.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# And unless you've started ejaculating roast dinners you can forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahah you made me snot on my teeshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# You're so sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Funny you should say that!


I ejaculated roast dinners the other day. I was standing on the street corner and shouted "Roast dinners!" at a vicar.


/using the older meaning of words to comic effect blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# does that mean having the consistancy of lumpy gravy would help?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Doesn't matter how big your balls are...
...you're never gonna fit a whole roast dinner in there.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)