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[challenge entry] Happy New Year to you all!


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
# oh political
and environmental

see this is what i like about B3ta, ya learn stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I was talking to Mrs Toast about nature and stuff like this this morning
When a bear turns up in a Canadian town or a lion attacks a village in Africa, why do people hunt them down?
They're only looking for food like we do in the oceans or through breeding cattle and other livestock.
Surely there are far, far more humans than lions or bears, so it makes sense to let the lion or bear eat the people, at least until the numbers re-address themselves a bit.
this is even more ridiculous when the animals are already on endangered lists. The human race is so fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
# guns
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
# we should give the bears guns?
I think this may be a little misguided and could do more harm than good.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
# no no
thats what they want!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
# If i was a bear.
I'd want a gun.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
# a bear with a chainsaw
now that's a killing machine!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
# not really
a bear will only kill when it is endangered or desperately hungry. It's body count would be very low even if it did have guns, knives or chainsaws.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
# that's what they want you to think.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
# would look funny though
i watch too much simpsons me thinks.

Cant we just give them hunny and make them friends with rabbits, pigs, kangeroos and tigers?


I think i just watch too much tv in general, would make good reality tv though
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
# haha
that would be ace.

Stick a bear in a hole, and see if a rabbit, a pig, a kangaroo and a tiger can free it!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
# thats easy
the tiger would bite the bear in half, making the other half of the bear fall into the hole, then eat the pig as a victory dinner, the rabbit would see what was happening and peg it.

perhaps we could make it into some sort of riddle for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# there u go
www.b3ta.com/board/6688855
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# it'll make hunting so much easier
maybe they just want some huney? or a saucer of milk at night?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
# or us to stop building condos on their land?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
# pfffft
"condos"
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
# eh?
what, give the animals guns to make things a bit more balanced you mean?
I think that's taking it a bit far.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
# that's
what I said.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I noticed
you typed it while I typed mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Sharpened sledgehammers?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
# next you'll be giving them
Human Skin Rugs
(pdjpdj, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
# So we say to people
"Well sorry but you have to be eaten by this lion because it is looking for food"?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# There's only one thing more stupid than the right to bear arms.....
......and that is the right to arm bears.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)
# On my birthday in 2006
The Chinese River Dolphin or Baiji, was announced as extinct.

Fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
# aww
that would have made a great buffett snack too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
# good call
("woo" didn't really seem appropriate)

and happy new year!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)