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[challenge entry] Cheat!

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(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)
# took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Haha
watch out for Seaman Staines
(jammietarts ..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Roger
the cabin boy
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# He's 14
so he's probably well familiar with Master Baites
(jammietarts ..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I am going to get soooooo flamed for saying this...
but shouldnt the little sod have been in school? He started off in November, his dad followed in another boat so obviously didnt have to work.

I'm just jealous I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Rich kid spends 2 months playing captain fucking pugwash
and its an acheivement.

Poor kid is off school for 2 months & its truancy.

As I mentioned, i'm just jealous that I didnt get such an opportuniy at 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I'm not jealous - I hate sailing.
I hope he contracts scurvy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Yar
the scurvy-dog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# he had permission (they said on t'radio)
and lets face it, if you are that good at this boating larky 2 months off doing something that will give your career a massive boost is a small price to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# As I said, i'm just being a big jealous idiot
I wouldnt have got permission from my Comprehensive, the careers advisors never gave me the option of being Hornblower.

I just hate the fact that no matter how hard you work, how clever you are, how many qualifications you get, it doesnt really matter.

I once met a man who had a PhD in Biochemistry & he had to get a second job in McDonalds, cancer research didnt pay as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# "solo" with his dad in a boat behind him....
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)